Thought Watching Porn Was Harmless Fun? Wrong. It’s The Cause Of Natural Disasters
Posted: 17th Dec 2009 Author: Michelle Penny Topics: Weird
Obviously no one at Queeried Towers has touched a porn DVD, let alone watch one, but for those of you who have (yes we’re talking to you), we hope you realise what you’ve done…. which is cause many a natural disaster.
Yes, that is correct whilst you thought you were just having some harmless fun watching porn, you have inadvertently been causing natural disasters. Well that’s what the Indonesian Minister Of Communication and Information believes anyway…
And we have to say having studied his theory in depth it seems rather plausible (in a non plausible kind of way…)
The Porn – Natural Disaster Theory
1. It is a fact that any of us can easily buy porn in local markets (It’s good so far)
2. It is a fact that the Aceh tsunami destroyed a whole region, and the Padang earthquake killed over 1000 people. (Can’t argue with this)
So drum roll…..
3. It is a fact that there is a casual relationship between the two and 1 must lead to 2. (Ummm….)
For some reason the Obama administration suddenly seems a whole lot more appealing.
