Revealed: The States That Won’t Let You Marry But Watch A Whole Lot Of Gay Porn

We’ve all seen it happen. There are two people you know who swear they hate each other, that there isn’t anything that they can stand about the other person, and they really wouldn’t care if they never saw them again.

Then what happens?

Five months down the line they’re the most loved up couple around telling everyone just how amazing the other one is. A classic case of protesting too much.

And it appears it’s not something that’s just confined to people, because Queeried has discovered that whilst states like Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas and Nevada all LOVE to tell us how much they disapprove of the idea of gay marriage, and the harm that us evil gay people can do, it seems within their own homes they think quite differently.

How do we know this? Because we’ve been doing a little bit of digging, and checking out just who has been watching all that gay porn that’s floating about on the internet, and thanks to Google Trends we’ve discovered it’s not the progressive states that embrace the LGBT community who are using up the gay porn sites bandwidths, it is in fact made up mostly of states who like nothing better than to tell us just how awful our lifestyle is.

  1. Vermont
  2. Mississippi
  3. Louisiana
  4. Arkansas
  5. Nevada
  6. Kentucky
  7. Alabama
  8. South Carolina
  9. Oklahoma
  10. Florida

So come on then Mississippi, Lousiana and Arkansas, we’d like an answer. If so many of you are against the idea of two men or two women being married to each other then why are so many of you happily spending your hours watching them get down and dirty on your computer screens?

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