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Paso de los Toros: The Tonic Water That’s As Bitter As You Are About Your Ex


Posted: 5th May 2010 Author: Michelle Penny Topics: Humor


If there’s one thing that we as the LGBT community are very good at it’s holding a grudge. Particularly against exes.  The heterosexuals of this world? They drop their grudges for maybe a few months at most.  Us, we can go on for years, even decades being as bitter as well, Paso de los Toros tonic water is.

Not only bitter to the taste, this Argentian tonic water is also equally bitter about exes, and not just it’s own. It’s really bitter about everyone’s. In fact it’s so darn bitter that this year it asked all bitter exes to submit their stories to a special website, then selected 72 of the best to be immortalised forever in a book to try and ease some of that pain and suffering that those really quite nasty exes put them through.

Check out the full story below, complete with “I really really don’t like you any more ” style soundtrack below:

Via Mastercom.

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Author Info: Michelle Penny is the lead writer and owner of Queeried US and Queeried UK. If you don't get enough of her here you can also follow her on @gayfriendly and Facebook

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