Idle gossip and evidence made up in your head are all good for attempting to win the latest homophobic argument you’re in, but let’s be honest there’s nothing quite as convincing as a nice colorful chart to get people seeing the error of their ways and so to help you out next time someone disputes being gay / gay marriage / eating gay fruit is a bad thing we bring you our five top favourite charts from GraphJam.
1. What Will Happen If Gay Marriage Is Legalized
It’s a contentious issue, but don’t worry I Love Charts has come up with with the definite answer to what will happen to the world… which is that gay people will get married. It won’t however cause World War III to break out, various plaques to occur, gay sex being taught in schools or terrorists to take over the world. Well pheweee.
2. Logical Reasons To Ban Gay Marriage
People have many reasons to ban gay marriages, but the reality is they don’t tend to be very logical (see above chart). Indepth research has however been able to reveal the ones that do exist.
Indepth researh by wtfudgsicle
3. What Are the Consequences Of Gays Adopting?
Ah another contentious issue. Should gays be allowed to adopt? Well the evidence is in and it seems like everything is going to be okay with the main consequence being that kids are getting loving homes. That and they’re going to be pretty darn well dressed… makes you feel bad for the kids with straight parents…(Actually that’s us..)
4. Further Research Into The Consequences of Gay Marriage
So you didn’t quite manage to convince everyone with that first gay marriage graph? It was all to do with there being no mention of ice caps right? Well no worries we’ve got further research to help you with that which again proved that gay marriage will have the consequence of gays marrying, but thankfully won’t cause Russia to invade, Judgement Day to come, families to be destroyed and the ice caps definitely won’t melt..
Extensive research by Aaron G
5. The True Gay Agenda
Some people think we’re out to turn everyone into sexual deviants who will do nothing but taint the world and make it an awful place. Well the research has been done, the numbers counted and it seems actually we’re mostly looking to get everyone to mind their own business with a bit of taking over the world for good measure…