I’m Just Sayin… It Was Me That Pioneered Photoshop (To Make George Michael My Boyfriend)

Just when I thought I had fully mastered all the multiple uniquely intricate facets of my fascinating personality, some recent daunting new findings evidently had to randomly emerge to totally wreck the pathological foundation of my very being.
Because of one stupid little psychological test, the past two years I religiously spent as a consecrated hermit [...]

I’m Just Sayin’ : George Michael Was Meant To Be My Husband

When I was young – as in a little child – all I kept hearing night and day was “She’s doing amazingly OK,” almost always followed by the grandiose claim “she’s a great kid, full of potential! She’ll go far in life.”
I wasn’t quite sure who my parents were talking about but I certainly wanted [...]

I’m Just Sayin’: Delusional Lesbian Envy

This is going to sound terribly wrong but I’m going to say it anyway!
How on earth do ugly fat lesbians get the nerve to confidently claim that they have a line of women knocking at their doors? And by women, they don’t just mean any human being of the female specie but specifically the drop-dead [...]

On Q! : 5 Things you Didn’t Know About The Dinah & Mariah Hanson

Not quite sure what the event The Dinah that everyone is talking about? In this On Q, Meghan Hall takes your behind the scenes with the woman who started it all, Mariah Hanson.
Heading out to where it will all be happening in Palm Springs, Meghan gets Mariah to not only take her on a t0ur [...]

I’m Just Saying! : The Forgotten Lesbian Affair

I have a huge problem … I’m almost forty!
Now don’t get me wrong, I am not at all panicking about the fact that I am getting older and nearing that middle decaying point of my life. I’m certainly not one of those women agonizing about the fatal beginning of the end – you know that [...]

Mona Says… The Art Of Romance

I think I might be spending too much time with my super sexy therapist.
I am basing my suspicion on the fact that now we somehow managed to be on the same menstrual cycle. I know…too much information! But this is quite a catastrophic predicament to be in when you have a super crush on someone. [...]

Ask The Expert: Is She Really Gay And Taking The Law Of Attraction Too Far

Would a straight girl dare to go undercover as a lesbian in order to get attention? One gay man is making that accusation. This week Emily tries to decipher who is gay and who is not. Also, sex is the only goal for one gay gal and being employed requires more than just “thinking” yourself [...]

Mona Says… Being Exceptionally Ordinary

I’ve come to the terms with the shocking fact that apparently I am not as particularly unique of a human being as I thought I extraordinarily was. While this unexpected news was at first tremendously disturbing to me, I have at last psychologically overcome this unmanageable upset. Well ok, my super sexy therapist made me [...]

Ask The Expert: What To Do With The Bitching Lesbian

This week Emily wonders how some people can bitch all day long and never even notice. Some lesbians just can’t stop complaining! And what about those selfish bitches? There may be more than meets the eye when it comes to certain lesbians that cannot see beyond their own self-absorbed behavior.
Dear Emily,
I have a close friend [...]

Michelle’s Marathon Madness: How To Slowly Drain Yourself Of Your Blood Supply Without Noticing

There’s been a bit of a recurring theme to these LA marathon columns recently – snow, and I’m not quite finished with it yet. Remember how after the first lot of snow I said I realised that wasn’t proper snow but the second one was? Well it snowed again and I can confirm, and I [...]

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